recently discovered a newly virus that affects mid 20s young men. experts (some colleagues and myself included) have categorized this Cat A influenza-like virus under the human influenza strain. although the disease is currently non-fatal to human, there's currently no cure in the form of little blue, tamiflu-like tablets. experts have warned that if unchecked, the virus, commonly known as "boringly loyal" may evolved into a deadlier strain.
many in the sampled population are diagnosed with "boringly loyal" but seems unaware as to how they may have contracted it. Our interviews unvealed some common symptoms among all carriers:
- going to the same restaurants/kopitiams/diners and have the same food. everytime.
(e.g. its always big mac at maccas)
- think of the best/worst possible scenario for a situation, everytime.
- drinking the same breverage. everytime.
- rotating around the same few meeting places. every f#$@ing time.
our experts believe that if carriers can break away from their "everytime" symptom, its possible for them to keep "boringly loyal" dormant. maybe try drink different breverage once in a while. or sleep on your belly for a few days. or simply put, be different!!
comment of the day:
eat chilli and be different!
